Ring, ring, ring...
JM: Hello?
Me: Heyyyy, what are you doing?
JM: I'm in the car with CS on our way back from our surprise date.
Me: Oh yeah? Where'd he take you?
JM: We went to Coffee Underground, where we had our first date.
Me: ..........are you engaged?
JM: Yep!
Me: Shut up, whatever. Wait, really?
JM: Yes, I'm serious!
Me: Oh my gahhhh!!!! (CS in the background mocking me: OOHH MY GAHHH! in his girliest voice)
I'm totally pumped. And I'm the maid of honor. So planning is ensuing in t minus...a week or so. I say she enjoys it for a bit before all the hullabaloo. Still, though, my mind is reeling. I've never been a maid of honor before. Bridesmaid...yes. MOH? Omg! Bachelorette party, dress shopping, engagement party, showers, lingerie...double rawr.
JM's at my house calling everybody right now. Well, just our good friends. One's getting ready to be in a wedding as we speak. One was on the toilet. Yep. I said it. And the others are yet to be foretold.
How the commode convo went:
JM: Why haven't you been answering your phone?!?!?
Unmentioned Friend: um, I've been taking a poo, okay?
JM: HA! Well, since you're already sitting down....I'm engaged!
Unmentioned Friend: What! Oh my gah, I always remember where I am when my friends call me to tell me they're engaged. And I'll forever remember yours as me sitting on the toilet. Anyways, yay! Congrats!
Congratulations to my best! Guess I'll be having a MATRON of honor in my wedding!
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