Saturday Smorgasbord...

• Why is it that when I have the most to do, I write in this? Professional procrastinator? Aiyup. Wait...professional means I would get paid...scratch that.
• I really need to learn to change my own car oil. That mess is a racket. "Ma'am, you might want to look into getting your shlama-shlama-automocar-really-important-thing changed." Do what? You liar. I dunno, maybe it's worth the money to not have to clean grime out from underneath my fingernails.
• I'm going to Disney World tomorrow! You tired of hearing about it yet? Nah, I didn't think so.
• I really wish my camera wasn't broken. Yet again, procrastination. Wolf Camera is not that far from my house....mapquesting now. Lies. It'll have to wait..
• What's up with the wiener dog??? He's still kind of fat. We're working on it, though. His underneath side isn't dragging the ground anymore, if that's anything. He is going to my parents for the week, though, so we'll be back to square one by Thursday.
• More wiener dog...just can't get enough: Sam's been up to this game of hiding his bones lately. I don't know if they've taken on some magical importance in the last few weeks or what, but it's incredibly entertaining. 
• Step 1: Give Sam a new bone. Where are the others? You're asking the wrong person.
• Step 2: He plays with it for a minute until I get busy with other things.
• Step 3: I lose interest and start doing other things.
• Step 4: The Wiener cuts his eyes all suspiciously at me to make sure I'm not watching, then proceeds to go into another room to start his hiding The Bone ritual.
• Step 5: I sneak into the other room to watch him methodically hide said Bone in the sneakiest spot so that only he will know where it is when the time comes that he wants to use it for it's actual purpose...chewing on it.
•  Oh and, my Corey Smith plans got botched big time last night. Mother Nature decided to bring the works down out of the sky. Rain, thunder, lightning, hail, everything. Thanks, summertime. I love ya, but not when your hissy fits mess up my plans. 
• Let's end this on a good note, though. I might've stayed up until 1:30 this morning watching movie clips from Disney movies. I say it's all good preparation. Oo de lally, Oo de lally, gahlee what a day!

Love to your mother.