Saturday, May 15, 2010

Saturday Smorgasbord...

Here we are again, the Saturday Smorgasbord aka me trying to make you understand my thought process on any given day. Or aaka (also also known as...I'll be trademarking this one), I have tons to say and no plot line to fill it. Anyways, here you are:

  • Today is P's birthday. I made him come over this morning for sweet potato pancakes with powdered sugar, complete with birthday candles and a happy birthday napkin. I am my mother.
  • Speaking of, why does the box for powdered sugar call it confectioner's sugar? I'm almost positive that confectioners use all sorts of sugar to bake their goodies. Right now, I really want to quote another rap song, but one is enough. 
  • Wiener dog update: he's fat. I don't know how this happened, but he's a sausage nowadays. I don't feed him more than the suggested amount and we've been going on more walks since the weather's been so nice, so I'm at a loss. Maybe it's just his muscles bulking up. I should enter him into a wiener dog body-building contest. The good ol' folks in Buda, Texas (read: Bewda not the idol that Buddhists pay homage to) actually do wiener dog races every year. Sam would dominate.
  • I've given up soft drinks this week. Not as hard as I expected. I might be drinking a Fresca at the moment, though, which kind of counts. I figure I'll treat it like Lent so I can have whatever I want on Saturdays. 
  • I almost said "I've given up Cokes this week" in the previous statement. It's a southern thing. At least I didn't change it to "pop" or "soda". 
  • Last night, I dreamt that a friend of mine was pregnant, she was 21 weeks along and she just found out. I really can't wait to see the look on her face when I tell her this tonight.
  • I followed John Mayer's tumblr today, basically because I want him to follow me back and realize that we are soul mates. I'd give up HC Jr. for John - even though he gets hated on by most girl-power magazines and probably does stick his foot in his mouth more often than most - and that's a very bold statement.
  • Oh and for the record, I promise I don't stalk celebrities, it's just fun to talk about :)
Enjoy your Saturday! 

And drink soft drinks. Aspartame is good for you, I don't care what they say.


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