Saturday Smorgasbord...

As I said, it's been an interesting week, but good overall. At the moment, I'm sitting on the couch getting up enough motivation to cook some supper so I won't meet my doom by starvation. I kid. Maybe. Wanna know my thoughts? No. Here they are anyway.

• The groin is still pulled. It's healing, though. I think it might be the way I'm sleeping? I need to call one of my nurse friends. AB? Can I get a holler from Fayetteville puhlease?!
• What's up with the Wiener dog? He's under my bed at the moment, where he's sketchily been for the past hour. I think he's up to no good. He IS losing some weight, though, mainly because of his new healthy diet dog food. Also he woke me up at 6:00 am Wednesday morning crying and holding his back leg at an odd angle. Scared the daylights out of me. It was a cramp, though, I believe, because he's fine now. Whew.
• I got new deck chairs!!!! They're the Adirondak ones that probably everyone will be jealous of. P found them, picked them up, stained them and is currently putting them together, all for little ol' me :) I'm so excited!
• I'm thinking breakfast for supper. It's Saturday, so on principle, I don't have to eat vegetables if I don't want to. Take that, spinach.
• Okay, so I have this bamboo plant (thanks again P!), but I've found myself in a conundrum. I do not have a green thumb. How do people know when to water and when to not? How much is too much? Too little? I need to take a plant 101 class. But, then again, I don't like failing things.
• Ohp! The Wiener is back on the couch. Where you been little one? He's licking his chops. Not a good sign.
• Mmm. Clemson lost last night. I don't want to talk about it.
• And last, but not least, I need some July 4th plans. I'm thinking fireworks, grilled burgers, cold drinks and cornhole. But that's just me.