I never pick the right time to make the larger life choices.
It's almost like when I know I'm heading into some deep, unknown water, I get all "I'm going to do this by myself and I want my entire life to be different, not just this one thing, because whyyyy on Earth would I just stroll into a new situation when I could jump headfirst without thinking that the said unknown and dark pool may be not be a standard 8-foot pool where you DON'T hit your head and break your neck, it might be one of those 5-foot hotel pools, which will surely bring destruction."
Yeah. That's me. Bring it all on at once.
One day I'll realize that I can't take on the entire world.
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On a totally different wavelength, this is just too good for me not to share. She'll kill me for this, which is why I'm not even daring to mention her initials, but it's classic. Please know going forward that this lady is one of the best spellers I know. Except today.
Daily E-Mail:
Me: You have to be back from lunch by now.
Her: See.
Me: See? Did you mean si? I think you meant si. Like the spanish yes. If you did, I'm going to laugh so hard at you.
Her: I meant si. As in Spanish for yes. And you can laugh all you want but I will once again remind you that I took Latin. Latin which is an unspoken, dead language.Also, I hate you.
I can't quit laughing.
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