I Got A New Job and I Choked on Water...

So today was the big day. The new job. 


Let me start by saying I didn't sleep last night. Like, barely at all. I finally fell asleep about 1:30, woke up at 3:00 to Sam making creepy noises in his sleep, woke up again at 4:00, again at 5:30 and again at 6:11. It was over after that. Needless to say, I'm just thankful I wasn't delirious enough to call the boss the wrong name or let drool dribble down my chin and onto the computer today. Thank the Lord for small big favors.

I couldn't get it all right, though. I got home this evening and drank a sip of water, which proceeded to go down the complete and total wrong pipe and returned with brute force back up my throat and out of both nostrils. I don't know why I'm always by myself when things like this happen (or when I hear people in my apartment complex doing the dirty. Why am I always alone for that? It's not right.), because I feel as though someone else would thoroughly enjoy my pain. But alas, it was just Sam. And he was more concerned about the wheat crackers I was eating. Fattie.

So yeah...the point of this story? (Delirium kicking in) My job! It went really well. I met everyone, filled out my paperwork, got some computer training and went to a shoot for a video for the website. I'll be in these videos soon. GASP. I know right? Scary. But, we all know I love to be the center of attention, so I can't say I'm not excited ;)

Until next time...