As of today at 4:00 pm, I will be on my happy little way to Asheville, NC to celebrate the last days of Miss WF being a single lady (cue Beyonce tune...). While I am beyond excited about this, I'm also stressed to the max.
I planned this little trip from start to finish (with, of course, some help from JM and LH), and I have this idea in my mind that if it doesn't go perfectly, everyone will hate me. Hard. And I may not be able to climb out from the dark pit of failure. Yes, I know that no one will put me on the guillotine if we're 15 minutes late for our dinner reservations...but I can't be totally sure.
I'm driving myself insane. Everything will be fine. They don't even make guillotines anymore.
With all that said, I looked at the weather report a few minutes ago and it is supposed to snow all weekend. Snow. Allllll. Weekend. Which means it will snow at our cabin, that's on top of a mountain, that's hard to get to without 4-wheel-drive on a normal day, much less on a snowy day.
I'm sorry, but did someone not realize that every single one of the 14 ladies going on this trip is from South Carolina?? Do any of us know how to drive in the snow? Absolutely not. Southern girls aren't made for roughin' it in bad winter weather. We glisten (NOT sweat) even during the triple-digit summers, which obviously means we're not used to temperatures colder than 54 degrees, so I don't suppose anyone can answer why on earth snow would decide to come down the weekend we're SUPPOSED TO BE IN THE FREAKING MOUNTAINS.
Whew. Now that I've super vented, I will say that I truly am excited about the weekend (if we make it up the mountain withou tumbling down) because I've planned some fun surprises, which may or may not involve embarrassing the lady of the weekend to pieces. WF won't stop blushing until Tuesday, guaranteed ;)
To all my ladies on the guest list, can't wait to see your gorgeous faces!!
She's super pumped, too. Those are her party eyes.
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