Thoughts of the Day...

• I got uber a teensy bit creative last night with my sandwich making skills. Today's lunch was a sandwich thin (if you haven't had these, you've GOT to try them) with veggie cream cheese, boar's head ham, spinach and carrots. Sandwich heaven. Cream cheese makes the world go 'round.
•  Kathleen revealed her secret this morning as to why she always wears dresses. "I had to pick out ONE clothing item this morning - insert downgrading look at my attire - you, on the other hand, had to match four." She's a smart lady. Wonder how much time I would save at the end of my life if I only picked out one article of clothing a day?
• The girl upstairs has either been stepping lighter, at the strip club (where I'm convinced she works, but only because I don't like her) or I've just gotten used to the herd of elephants that crosses over my room 25 times a night. In any case, I'm thankful.
• My mother decided, without our consent, that Saturday is family Easter egg dyeing day. My one day off this weekend to clean, cook, do laundry, drink coffee on my porch and gossip with the girls - okay so mostly that last one, but still. oh mah gee. Her reasoning? "Well, I know you like to dye eggs, so I figured we could do it together." Yep, I did like to dye eggs when I was 7...but, alas, I'm planning on being the saint daughter and doing the dyeing, anyways. Goodbye hazelnut coffee with skinny caramel macchiato creamer and a pile of clean laundry that has otherwise been sitting in the hamper for 2 weeks.
• Tomorrow is April Fools' Day. I traditionally suck at this game, but this year, I really wanna get somebody. Tonight is brainstorming night. I'll keep you updated...Also, if I see you on a daily basis and you read my blog, just forget this last bullet point. kaythanx.